Stolen from because I... can?

Rules: Choose 10 of your OCs or anyone you like, except yourself. Then answer all the questions and have fun! ^^

1. Nella Mastriani (YAY for Italian mafia names) (and she's neither btw) (because she's a... *drumroll* GIRL)
2. Zeo (Goddess of the North Wind (and I don't give a damn if there already is one))
3. Astera (a guardian)
4. Soturi (a thief)
5. Nightingale (a steed)
6. Archeleron (wolf lord thingie)
7. Kiba (a dog) (NOT the Wolf's Rain character)
8. Elizabeth "Izzy" Hadley (13's sister OC)
9. Thirteen/Remy Hadley (I sure hope you know who this one is)
10. Allison Cameron (Did you think I'd leave her out? SERIOUSLY?)


1)
1 (Nella) and 5 (Nightingale) wake up the next morning next to each other and naked. How do they react and what might have happened the night before?

Nightingale: Neigh! o_O
Nella: OMG........... I'M A ZOOPHILE NOW, TOO?!?!?! HOLY CRAAAAAAAAP! *runs away screaming*

The two didn't actually... uh... you know together. I mean they don't even exist in the same universe, I have no idea where the hell Night appeared in Princeton from. I feel a disturbance in the Force. Ares probably pulled a prank on them and now he's laughing his ass off in Aphrodite's temple.

2)
3 (Astera) establishes a restaurant but needs some help. Who could be the cook? Who the barman? And who the waiter? Should 9 (13) or 7 (Kiba) be the doorman?

Astera? Establishing a restaurant? BWAHAHAHA. Oh ok but let's pretend it happened. She'd probably pick 13 to be the cook and the barman (she especially excells at... the barman thing, mwah) and Cameron as the waitress (she's just suited for this job... and Astera ain't stupid). Kiba would definitely be a better doorman, since 13 would scare most people off/not do her job at all and people just love fluffy furballs like Kiba is.

3)
6 (Archeleron) and 1 (Nella) want to badmouth 7 (Kiba) in his/her presence. How will they do that?

Archeleron: *steps in front of Kiba* *barks*
Kiba: OMFG! *all his fur is gone*
Nella: *laughs her ass off but then goes and hugs Kiba* Don't worry, I like you even though you're hairless.

4)
2 (Zeo) creates an invention and shows it to 5 (Nightingale), 8 (Izzy) and 3 (Astera). What is it and what do the other three think about it?

It would probably be a brand new beautiful bow with some kickass super special awesome powers.

Nightingale: *chases his favorite mare, clearly uninterested*
Izzy: That's... kinda cool. OwO
Astera: Pft, bows suck. LONG LIVE SWORDS!
Zeo: ARRRRRRGHHHH WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH *beats the hell out of Aster with... the bow*

5)
5 (Nightingale) is moving to a new city and therefore throws a big party. Who out of 1 (Nella), 4 (Soturi), 9 (13) and 10 (Cameron) would most likely NOT drink any alcohol to give the others a ride home?

I'm definitely, totally, absolutely, 100% sure, it would be Cameron. Her sense of righteousness, subconscious and the voices in her head and everything would be like "Caaameronnnnn. DONNNN'TTTT. YOU'RE A GOOD GIRLLLLL. And I'll rape you if you only take a sip."

Cameron: X.X; YES YES WHATEVER YOU SAY!

(Not to mention Nella would drink herself to death probably)
(I'm not obsessed with Cameron-raping. Seriously. I swear. *hides my rape!fics*)

6)
1 (Nella) meets after a long time finally with his/her Internet friend. As 1 (Nella) gets to the meeting he/she finds out that 8 (Izzy) is that Internet friend. Unfortunately 8 (Izzy) is 1(Nella)s biggest rival in real-life. Does 1 (Nella) still go to the meeting? If yes how will it be and if no, how does 1 (Nella) excuse his/her absence?

Nella would definitely go to the meeting, probably in a ninja suit with shuriken and all, to chop Izzy's head off. It would go like this:

Nella: HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *jumps at Izzy from behind*
Izzy: *dodges* Dude what the fuck are you insane?!!
Nella: ONLY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KISS CAMERON YOU BITCH AIEEEEEEEH *kung-fu moves*
Izzy: DUDE CHILL OUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OKAY!!!
Nella: YOUUU BIII--- wait... wait what... you do? YAY! Let's go to KFC and have some Grander or Twisters or ice cream ok -^w^- I love you now <3

7)
7 (Kiba) has ordered something strange from Beate Uhse but the parcel accidentally ends up at 4 (Soturi)s house. What does 4 (Soturi) think about it (and 7 Kiba) and what will 4 (Soturi) do with the contents?

Soturi: *has no freaking idea what the hell the thing is* Ummm. Huh. Nice? o_o

8)
10 (Cameron) and 6 (Archeleron) wake up in the morning, their minds and bodys swapped. How do they cope with the situation and does 4 (Soturi) notice?

Cameron: AWESOME! I always wanted to be fluffy and adorable and so cute -^w^-
Archeleron: Dude... are you high? You were the cutest thing BEFORE, now you have a freaking scar on your face, I mean I AM CUTE, what the hell I CAN'T BE CUTE I'M THE LORD OF MY TRIBE JESUS CHRIST! *is deeply depressed* I'm a lord... without a tail... without teeth to eat you alive right now... without my perfectly shaped and amazing muffle... *cries* ...HOLY SHIT AND I CRY LIKE A BABY!
Cameron: Awwww, I'm sorry... it's gonna be okay, don't worry, hey I know what will make you better *hugs Archie to death* -^www^- Nyuuu~~!
Archeleron: GET. OFF. ME. Being human has it's possibilites too you know. I can use all those shiny sharp thingies you have in your kitchen.
Cameron: I know you're under a lot of pressure at the moment. I still love you. <3 *hugs hugs hugs*
Archeleron: WHY MEEEEEE!

Soturi doesn't notice because she doesn't know either of them. She's just a little surprised as to why there's a giant scarred wolf who looks like he'd been wandering through a junkyard all his life licking her face and acting like a chihuahua puppy overall.

9
After a year 5 (Nightingale) appears suddenly with a baby-boy at 3 (Astera)s Birthday party. While everybody is staring at them, 5 (Nightingale) demands that 7 (Kiba) meets his fatherhood/her motherhood obligations. How does 7 (Kiba) react?

Kiba: ...Woof?
Nightingale: Neigh!
Astera: Shut the hell up. *kills the baby* Problem solved.
Kiba & Night: X__X;;;;;;

10)
10 (Cameron) writes a passionate signed love-letter to 6 (Archeleron) without mentioning 6 (Archeleron)s name. But before the love-letter reaches 6 (Archeleron), 3 (Astera) finds it and thinks it is for him/her. What actions does 10 (Cameron) take?

Astera: *throws the letter in the bin*
Cameron: *continues daydreaming* Ahhh my handsome cute fluffy wolfie, we'll marry in a cathedral and have a bunch of puppies and give them to Hous-- cough, I mean, raise them to be as beautiful as you are... <3

PS: Cam's not a zoophile. She just likes fluffy things <3

11)
5 (Nightingale) and 8 (Izzy) are buried alive together. What are their last words to each other?

Nightingale: Neigh TwT
Izzy: I know, they'll never know how much we love them, but don't worry, we'll meet again in heaven TwT *hugs Night*
Nightingale: *sobs on Izzy's shoulder* Neigh TwT

12)
God wants a second flood but only 3 (Astera) and one other person are to survive. Who would 3 (Astera) choose to preserve humanity?

She hates humanity and all of the other folks, but would pick Zeo to go with her just to have someone's ass to kick and vice versa (and she doesn't want to piss God off, too). 83

13)
As 2 (Zeo) enters his private chambers, 8 (Izzy) lays naked in his/her bed. what will happen?

Zeo: ...o_o I only accept male slaves in my temple, so I assume you're a sacrifice? *burns her to ashes with a lightbolt*
Izzy's ashes: Ouch.

14)
4 (Soturi) and 10 (Cameron) ask 9 (13), undaunted by death, whether he/she wants to join a night in a threesome. How does 9 (13) react?

Cameron actually always wanted to get 13 in bed (and vice versa) so she kinda used Soturi to ask because she was shy to do so alone. She's never even kissed a girl, dude OwO

13: OMG CAMS YOU'RE HAWT *jumps at Cams* *pulls her into the Closet of Doom(TM)* *rapes*
Soturi: Hey... what about me?!?! TwT
13: YAY ANOTHER RAPE!VICTIM!
Soturi: WAIT WAIT I THINK I CAN DEAL WITH IT! *runs the hell away form the two of them*
13: *grins* *shuts the door of the closet*
Random muffled noises coming from behind the door: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhILOVENEWBIEShhhhhhhuumhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee DO IT YOU BITCH aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

-fade to black-

PS: Yes, I am a perv. 83

15)
1 (Nella) is a model for a nude drawing art course. 4 (Soturi) and 7 (Kiba) are taking part in that course. What happens?

Nella: I'M NOT THE MODEL WHAT F**KING BASTARD SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS STUFF GOOD LORD!!! X___X
Kiba: ...Woof?

Yes, another of Ares' practical jokes, probably. Ares or... Thirteen. One of them is sure laughing their ass off. 8D

16)
8 (Izzy) was having a swim naked in mountain lake. As 8 (Izzy) returns to the shore his/her clothes are gone. Nearby 2 (Zeo), 5 (Nightingale) and 10 (Cameron) are having an argument about the clothes. Why do they argue? What else happens?

Zeo: *GASP* Is she anorexic or what? She doesn't wear a bra!
Cameron: DON'T MAKE FUN OF SICK PEOPLE, YOU'RE SO MEAN! *puts on her SuperCameron coat and kicks Zeo's brains out*
Zeo: Ow! Ow! OW! Dude, stop it, ow owowow I take it back okay ow ow STOP OW! ...You'd make an excellent sidekick... OW OW OWOWOW!!!
Nightingale: *eats the clothes*
Izzy: *sees him* You... didn't... WE WERE DYING TOGETHER A FEW LINES ABOVE AND NOW YOU'RE EATING MY CLOTHES?!?!?! ******* ***** ************* * ** ****!!!

17)
6 (Archeleron) has to take over 3 (Astera)'s job for one day. What happens?

They actually have a lot in common, so Archeleron has no problem guarding the Tablet for her, even though he feels he should be home taking care of his wolf brothers and sisters.

18)
4 (Soturi) shows 1 (Nella) a faked photograph... showing 6 (Archeleron) and 9 (13) doing dirty things. What does 1 (Nella) say?

Nella: Yeah, like I'd fall for it. 13's probably screwing with Cameron in the Closet of Doom as we speak. But... thanks for trying to cheer me up TwT *hugs*

19)
4 (Soturi) would like to be 9 (13)s apprentice. Would 9 (13) accept 4 (Soturi)s wish? Why not?

Thirteen: Another fangirl? Oh gimme a break... I mean it's nice and all but I have too many girls to COUGHtake care ofCOUGH nowadays. Sorry :<
Soturi: *sobs*
Thirteen: Hey, hey, ummm *doesn't know what to do* but you can be bisexual on your own you know! It's not that hard. :3
Soturi: YAY I<3U MISTRESS. *kisses 13's feet*

20)
2 (Zeo), 9 (13) and 10 (Cameron) are invited to try out a new machine, that beams people to different places. They arrive at their destination in good health but they are naked. What will they do?

Cameron: *blushes & smiles @ 13 shyly trying to cover any sensitive areas*
13: *puts on her rape!face* ...CUTE. And...HAWT. *nosebleeds*
*the two are already COUGH taking COUGH care of each COUGH other*
Zeo: Good Zeus, if you like the world you created, send some freaking men in here because I can't watch this waaaaaaaaah!! T_____T
13: Aw c'mooon, give it a shot. We won't mind. >:3
Cameron: *whispers* Ummmm I um kinda will ummm... *blushes*
Zeo: >______________>
13: *shrugs* Your problem... *continues doing nasty things*

21)
7 (Kiba) and 8 (Izzy) are practising a kissing scene between Romeo and Juliet for their theatre play which opens in one week. 1 (Nella) and 2 (Zeo) have no idea of the theatre play – so how do they react when they suddenly enter the room?

Nella: ...And now she's kissing my dog, too... This is just not fair. It's just not fair. *breaks down & cries a river*
Zeo: *sighs* That kinda sucks for you. :< *pats*
Nella: *sob* Thanks TwT ...I'll kick her ass later...

22)
4 (Soturi) and 10 (Cameron) tried to be scriptwriters and their first piece is about to be filmed. The story is about Effi (1 Nella) and Ferdinand (8 Izzy) who have fallen in love. Unfortunately Effi (1 Nella) comes from a rich family whereas Ferdinand (8 Izzy) has poor parents. That's why both have to meet secretly with the help of a young man (5 Nightingale) who thinks and acts like a woman. Undiscovered he(she?) (5 Nightingale) delivers love-letters between Effi (1 Nella) and Ferdinand (8 Izzy). Secrecy is needed because Effis (1 Nella) father (2 Zeo), a cruel man, wants her to marry Hettore (7 Kiba), who is a very narcissistic person and who would actually love to be married to himself. Of course there's a lot of problems. Effis (1 Nella) jealous sister (3 Astera) wants to harm Effi (1 Nella) and to do so she seduces Ferdinand (8 Izzy). At the same time every night a strange hunchbacked man (6 Archeleron) appears at Effis (1 Nella) window to whisper her obscene words. And for the stories climax... a mute executioner (9 Thirteen) with a fork pops up.
The story is perfect but what about the casting? Will this movie win an oscar?

Nella & Izzy: Why do we always have to fall in love in this meme? We hate each other! TwT *they hug and cry together*

Astera would be good for the jealous sister role, but if she had to seduce IZZY, she'd probably tear the script to pieces.
Archeleron finds his role disrespectful to his great.. oh whatever do these narcisstic asses call themselves.

Thirteen: Why can't I be the seducer? TwT ...WHAT? MY SISTER????!! OMG I'LL BE THE EXECUTIONER WHATEVER YOU SAY OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY! X__X
Zeo: *grins* Finally, a role which can truly spread my artistic talent for the world to see.
Nightingale: *eats the script*
Kiba: ...Woof?

23)
What excuse do all the characters have to escape from this meme?

Nella: I uh... gotta go. Lots of homework to do.
Zeo: *vanishes* *appears in the temple of Aphrodite* Dude sis I gotta tell you this I just got kidnapped by a bunch of lesbo scriptwriters *...*
Astera: Duty. Someone might be stealing the key to creating the ultimate weapon you know. My dragon ain't gonna handle it all by himself... yeah.
Soturi: Is there anyone I could rob? *everyone hides* ..Mwheheh.
Nightingale: Neigh. (Translation: Mating time. <3)
Archeleron: I don't have time for this, I've got a tribe to look after.
Kiba: ...Woof?
Izzy: I'm not spending another minute with the biatch. *points at Nella* >_>
13: *rape!face*
Cameron: Brb, people dying.


PS: Wow, I created a rapist!13 in this meme... but she really does drag everyone in bed 8D~