Ok I know this is crazy and completely pathetic but I'm crying like hell... And you know why? Because I missed today's House. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not. A. Word. Not a single damn word.

I know I'm overreacting. But I had a REALLY (and I mean REALLY, at least in my shittyness meter) bad day and I've been looking forward to it since the morning. IT WAS MY ONLY DAMN JOY ON THIS DAMN MONDAY. Seriously. AND I FUCKING FALL ASLEEP RIGHT BEFORE HOUSE STARTS. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT PISSES ME OFF. Of course I woke up just in time to see the final 2 or so Chameron minutes.

WHY, CEILING CAT, WHY ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME?!!!!!!!!?!?!?! I SET THE ALARM! I TOLD MY MOM I WANTED TO WATCH!

I guess this means I have to sacrifice more mice to you, but P-L-E-A-S-E, tell me sooner next time, kthxbai.

I'm fucking pissed like living Mordor. So much the icebergs are melting. So if you drown in a tsunami in the next couple of hours, it's probably my fault. Sorry.

Something tells me this is going to be a DAMN week.
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I'm pissed.